This is some of the best writing advice I ever received (and it came in a cute little book not much bigger than a matchbox):
When you are flailing your arms in the air and things are letting you drown, you should jot it down.
Instead of smacking on a frown, you should jot it down.
Oh look: a verb and a noun. You should jot it down.
Walking past a unicorn with a candy crown, you should jot it down.
When you are saying goodbye to friends and a town, you should jot it down.
sounds like they were inspired by the “rub some bacon on it” people… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSReSGe200A&feature=share