Hack attack

Dear Readers,   It appears my email account has been hacked (or my blog... haven't quite figured it out yet). I apologise if you have received any less-than-savory content from "me" (or just plain annoying SPAM) - I am rectifying the situation and will hopfully be back to 'safe and secure' as soon as possible....

Top five on the fifth

Since I started blogging, here are the top five viewed posts of all time (according to the page views on the day it was posted). If you haven't check them out, now's your chance. 1) My life according to SPAM If you have no idea who I am, you can profile me according to the...

My life according to SPAM

This is the first in a (would be called) series of what my life would look like according to several sources. If you disregard everything you know about me, this is how SPAM has me pinned:   I am a man. How do I know this? Because: I need Viagra. Lots of it. (Surely if...

My life according to…

This is a short post at the start of a series of posts. I've decided to take myself (virtually of course) and plonk down into other peoples' shoes... or other objects' shoes... or other shoes. What continues here will be a little funny, a little scary, a little sobering, a little awkward, a little ridiculous,...