The day I was skewered to the fence like a pig on a stake

This is the kind of story you expect me to either have been very drunk or following through on a very stupid dare. I was neither. So we'll put it down to shallow bravado, blatant necessity and a half-awake-half-asleep state of mind. Skewered like a rat on a peg The shin pin episodes This one...

Hack attack

Dear Readers,   It appears my email account has been hacked (or my blog... haven't quite figured it out yet). I apologise if you have received any less-than-savory content from "me" (or just plain annoying SPAM) - I am rectifying the situation and will hopfully be back to 'safe and secure' as soon as possible....