Ain’t nobody got time for that

  "Ain't nobody got time for that" is probably my favourite meme at the moment. You can even follow Sweet Brown on Twitter here. It's become something I've fused into my vocabulary because it is funny, and so many are true. Inefficiency? Ain't nobody got time for that. Emails? Ain't nobody got time for that....

Something for the bros

I'm going give this to you neat, like a good Scotch. I enjoy spitting (particularly when I run), I love burping and I'll even admit to being amused by farting a bit (never in public though). However, let me assure you that none of these things make me a "bro". Nor do they automatically qualify...

The day I was skewered to the fence like a pig on a stake

This is the kind of story you expect me to either have been very drunk or following through on a very stupid dare. I was neither. So we'll put it down to shallow bravado, blatant necessity and a half-awake-half-asleep state of mind. Skewered like a rat on a peg The shin pin episodes This one...

Editing for Dummies

Let me teach you something about editing: Something you should know about editing: Stuff to know about editing: Some important editing information: Some key editing tips: How to edit: Editing 101: Just edit: Editing: say what you want to say.

Got time to kill?

If you've got a few moments check this out: I was going to lay it on thick about making the most of every moment, not wasting or wishing away time, and all that sort of stuff... but I won't. This is just good for a laugh. Gotcha!

Unveiling #2: Smartie Pants

Here's the second bit of evidence accompanying my Chopstick Challenge (read about it here). Today you will hear me eat my way through a box of Smarties. This was suggested by Tinette Nolan and proved to be more challenging than I thought! Below the first recording you will find what I was saying throughout, just...

The Unveling: Chopstick Challenge

The time has come to reveal some of the crazy, gross, interesting, yummy, funny pieces of evidence, from my Chopstick Challenge, that I collected this week while using my chopsticks. Let me say that it is not easy taking a photo and precariously balancing a morsel on two thin wooden sticks at the same time!...

Five cheeky reasons for moving

I am a writer at heart. More recently I am also a (perhaps only aspiring) cartoonist. The blog I put my illustrations on is here, and before now I used to put some musings and stories there too. That's going to change. I want it to be a purely comic blog. But what does that...